Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records.

He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates...

With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.

Product Details
Maximum 1 per customer

Dimensions: 22cm x 7cm x 7cm
Sitting Height: 19cm
Main Materials: Polyester
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibres, PE Beans
Hard Eye
SKU: A2ASP